Tuesday, July 22, 2008

How to Create Pangea

  1. Squirt sunscreen into both hands.
  2. With hands, attempt to rub suncreen over your entire back.
  3. Swim in the ocean for 4 hours under a hot, blazing sun.

The resulting red blotch in the middle of your back will look almost exactly like Pangea as pictured in school textbooks. It also will hurt a lot.

The lesson? Unless you can detach your shoulders from their sockets, you cannot cover your entire back in sunscreen.

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